Guest Blogger: Lindsay Lohan
Hey there, dudes and chicas!
I think you all know who I am, but, just in case – I’m Lindsay Lohan, and Justin totally let me take over his Blog today. Like my friend Paris says: that’s hot.
Anyway, he told me to write about cool ways people are using marketing on Blogs. But that was SOOOOO snore-zo. I told him I’d do it, but I think I’ll talk about my new movie, I Know Who Killed Me. I don’t really know what it was about (I was very tired when making this movie. I came in late a lot, and people were always crashing into my car.) Anyway, it’s out, so you should check it out! I say the F-Word in it a lot – and you can totally see that on some YouTube video that Justin won’t let me link to.
Ugh. Justin’s whining now. I can’t stand this guy. All he does is talk about the Internet. "Lindsay! Write about that Jet Blue thing we talked about. Boo hoo. Wah Wah." How DO you people deal with him every single day?
FINE! Whatever. Okay, so he won’t leave me alone until I talk about how Montgomery Burns of The Simpsons took over Jet Blue CEO David Neeleman’s Blog. I don’t really care either way. What I care about is finding out who’s jeans I’m wearing today. There’s stuff in these pockets that… yeah. Nevermind.
Who cares if a CEO did something "risky" like letting an old cartoon dude write his Blog for a month? Big deal that it’s "edgy" and "crazy" and "totally wouldn’t work with most companies"! That’s not risky. Believe me, I know risky. Try downing a pint of SoCo and speeding away from the papparazzi at 4:30 in the morning. THAT’s risky.
Jeez. He won’t shut up! "Blah blah Lindsay, I can’t believe I let you do this. My boss is going to kill me. Can’t you talk about how smart it is to do risky things like that, especially in marketing? How trailblazing it is, and how it totally fits the branding of Jet Blue?"
I’m SO done! Where’s my agent? Did I sign a contract for this crap? I’m out of here. Go see my movie.
I gotta go find out whose pants these are.
xoxoLinds
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